Sunday 14 December 2003

Smile you're on Candid Camera

Backscatter X-Rays. I'm all for airline safety however I'm not sure I want pictures of my Johnson being circulated. American Science & Engineering makes the BodySearchtm X-ray machine. Don't worry it only uses as much radiation as someone would experience in a 2 hour flight at 40,000 feet.

Oh and this technology is for sale. If your employer deems it necessary it is all they have to say to get one. Worried about shoplifting? Not any more, and by the way I'm glad to see there is nothing in your bra that shouldn't be there! There is no law requiring any party using the device to disclose it 's use.

Posted by Philip at Sunday 14 December 2003 | TrackBack

Hmm, you know, when I was a kid, I sent away for a pair of those x-ray glasses so I could see under girls' clothing. The glasses didn't work, of course, but this machine shows promise. I wonder if American Science & Engineering advertises in the back of comic books.

Posted by: Jack at December 15, 2003 12:10 PM